Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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