She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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