her vagine was all disorganized.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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