i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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