I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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