i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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