the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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