That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I stole a fireplace last night.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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