Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
