ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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