The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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