Don't you send me to vm
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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