I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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