Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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