I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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