On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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