U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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