Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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