i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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