he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
