I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
