He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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