I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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