so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we're so committed to being not committed
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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