She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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