WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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