is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
