my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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