All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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