he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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