I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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