You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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