Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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