it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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