If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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