there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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