The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
