the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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