Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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