Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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