Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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