fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
