I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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