ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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