You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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