the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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