so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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