Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
