i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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