Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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