the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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