So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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