so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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