no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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