have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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