is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
