You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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