Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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