two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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