You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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